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  • “the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

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  • A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

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    so, in other words,

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  • Pretty much.

  • here have some size comparison

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  • Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

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    tags via @procrastinatorproject

    So while it’s true that the Enterprise is not as big as people think, that goes double for the Falcon!

    A good way of thinking about the relative size is by using a bridge comparison:

    The Enterprise bridge has space for 11 people to work, as well as a significant amount of space between stations to move around comfortably:

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    [Bridge illustration by Tobias Weinmann via here]

    And the whole thing fits in the nipple thing up on top of the saucer:

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    Meanwhile the Falcon (beloved weed bus) has a cockpit that seats 4, with only 2 main operational stations, and zero floor space:

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    And since Serenity was mentioned too…

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    Serenity has a bridge more comparable to La Sirena - with 2 stations at the front and quite a bit of floor space.

    And for those interested in a visual comparison:

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    (Boeing 747 for scale as well as the Delta Flyer because Why Not)

    TLDR: The Millennium Falcon is pretty dinky, so I propose *true weed bus status* goes to the excellent smuggling ships of Serenity and La Sirena. The Falcon is herby demoted to man on his weed bicycle with his pet monkey and a gun

    (to be clear the monkey is Solo)

  • This is the analysis I am here for

  • Yeah, I'm fine

    *Types "<character name> x reader" into tumblr search bar*

  • pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

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  • Back when I used to walk around my college in a corduroy blazer and slacks I didn't call it "dark academia" I called it "professor drag" and the purpose was to smoothly walk into parts of campus I wasn't supposed to access

  • This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

    YOU MAY NOT INTERACT WITH THIS POST UNTIL YOU HAVE READ THE MISERY AND SPLENDOR OF TRANSLATION BY JOSÉ ORTEGA Y GASSET

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    ALSO ASTÉRIX SWEEP ALSO THEY WERR GAY MARRIED

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